Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
So much rum. So many feels.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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