I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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