Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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