Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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