Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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