As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Then you guys just all showered together...?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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