i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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