I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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