Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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