i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Buhtt sex?
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Randomize
