If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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