i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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