Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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