help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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