if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
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