fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
