The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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