Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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