she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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