i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
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