therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
We are two peas in an std pod
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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