it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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