Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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