Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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