Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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