Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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