I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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