I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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