Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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