I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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