What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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