You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
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