i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize