I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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