is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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