he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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