We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
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