wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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