At least make sure they are 18
Why
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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