I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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