I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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