areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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