Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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