mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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