Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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