just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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