I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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