Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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