Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
These tits shall not be calmed
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
