party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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