Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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