i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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