is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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