There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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