my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Randomize
